Samuel L. Jackson
*Sam Jackson voice* I'm sick and tired of all these motherfucking jokes about being motherfucking bald!
Kelly Slater
The surf legend and Outerknown mastermind has made his perfectly sheared dome a signature part of his look since he burst onto the scene in the early '90s, racking up a whopping 11 (count 'em!) world surfing championship wins in the process.
Common
The Chicago-born rapper turned actor (and prodigious bald-head-haver) has recently taken to pairing his pristine dome with a neatly-trimmed goatee in a masterful swerve that's best left to god-level MCs.
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Patrick Stewart
Sir Patrick Stewart is living proof that while going bald may not be necessary to nab yourself a knighthood, it sure helps.
Michael Jordan
With all due respect to Tom Brady and his enviable head of hair: You going to argue with the GOAT?
Stanley Tucci
2020 is the year we all remembered why we love Stanley Tucci, and we'd be lying if we said his famously bald head didn't have anything (read: a whole lot) to do with his raw, unadulterated, tenured-Classics-professor energy.
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Dwayne Johnson
The Rock, seen here graciously accepting the award for Biggest Bald Badass of the year and thanking the bald community for its unwavering support.
Jason Statham
*Chuckles nervously* Haha what, no I wasn't saying anything about being bald. Why haha?
Dave Chapelle
The lauded funnyman knows there's nothing funny about finding a signature look and sticking to it.
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John Travolta
Travolta, a relatively recent entrant into the hallowed halls of baldness, shows there's no shame in shaving it all off once your hair really starts to go.
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