14 Halloween Costumes for Bald Guys in 2021

Sure, Laurence Fishburne won't be returning as Morpheus in the upcoming fourth Matrix movie but you can keep the magic alive by going as none other than the man himself this All Hallows Eve. 2 It doesn't get more late '90sfashion than this.

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Morpheus from ’The Matrix’

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Sure, Laurence Fishburne won't be returning as Morpheus in the upcoming fourth Matrix movie but you can keep the magic alive by going as none other than the man himself this All Hallows Eve.

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PROSOOL Sunglasses Round Clip On Nose Sunglasses

Round Clip On Nose Sunglasses

It doesn't get more late '90s fashion than this. 

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Noho Hank from ‘Barry’

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The most loveable Chechen mobster around, everybody: Mr. Noho Hank! Grab your nearest polo, a nice watch, a sharpie to recreate some of his questionable ink, and you're good to go.

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Theory Kayser Polo Shirt

Kayser Polo Shirt

Now 40% Off

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It'll fit nice and snug, just how Hank would like it. 

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Michael Jordan circa 1995

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All those hours spent over-analyzing every little detail from the docuseries The Last Dance should go towards something, right?

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WELETION Mens Basketball Jersey

Mens Basketball Jersey

If you escaped the depths of your collegiate days without a collection of NBA jerseys, I salute you. Make up for lost time with a bone a fide icon: the classic Bulls-era Jersey.

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Charlie Brown

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You too can go as the most famous bald child this world has ever seen: Mr. Charlie Brown! Corral your friends together and have them fill out the rest of Peanuts crew to really sell this 'fit.

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Custom Kingdom Peanuts Charlie Brown T-Shirt

Peanuts Charlie Brown T-Shirt

A little mustard yellow never hurt anybody. 

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Mace Windu from 'Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith'

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Dressing up as a Jedi is always a good idea, even if your character doesn't necessarily have a happy ending.

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Rongxu Jedi Robe Cosplay Costume

Jedi Robe Cosplay Costume

A sure winner, especially when paired with this.

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Dr. Evil from 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.'

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Is Dr. Evil the most villainy villain around? Hell no! But is recreating this costume super easy? Hell yes!

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Fun Costumes Deluxe Gray Suit

Deluxe Gray Suit

Now 20% Off

Now all you're missing is a hairless cat! (Like I said, dude: so easy.) 

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Luke Hobbs from the ‘Fast & Furious' Franchise

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While there's a plethora of characters you can dress up as from the Fast & Furious franchise, there's just something about Dwayne Johnson's Hobbs that feels oh so right.

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Richer Poorer Men's Weighted Tee

Men's Weighted Tee

With backings from celebs to normies, Richer Poorer knows how to make really great basics, like this ultra-soft tee. 

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Bane from "The Dark Knight Rises'

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Sure, every Halloween is filled with your usual DC Comics villains, but how often are they Bane?

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Bulex Bane Mask

Bane Mask

Now 15% Off

Now all you have to do is work on perfecting your Bane impression.

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Mike Tyson

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If you've got a shaky hand feel free to skip copying Tyson's signature face tattoo and set your sights on going as the younger version of the famous boxer.

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Everlast Pro Style Training Boxing Glove

Pro Style Training Boxing Glove

Finally! A Halloween costume prop you can use for just more than your costume.  

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Pitbull

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Channeling your inner Mr. Worldwide is easier than you think. Throw on your best suit and most oversized aviators, snag a microphone, and hit the road.

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Kenzo 61MM Metal Pilot Sunglasses

61MM Metal Pilot Sunglasses

A pair of shades that'll compliment any face shape. 

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