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For the Slacker
Fredericks & Mae Paper Games
Now 26% Off
Everyone needs a break from email, meetings, Power Points, and the general monotony of a work week. A pack of paper games will give every slacker a much-needed distraction.
For the Hot Bev Drinker
Yeti Tumbler Mug
They can sip a hot drink from this every morning. They can also take it with them on weekend trips, when the last thing they want to be thinking about is the office.
For the Person Who's Perpetually Cold
ValueRays USB Mouse Hand Warmer
Clicking for eight hours a day isn't as painful with a heated mousepad cover like this one. Nice and cozy.
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For the Cocktail Drinker
olorvela Whiskey & Tobacco Woodwick Candle
Now 11% Off
In lieu of happy hour cocktails with the team, we recommend this soy wax candle that can burn for up to 50 hours. It's definitely a conversation starter.
For the Foodie
Graza "Drizzle" Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Fancy olive oil is the perfect gift for a fancy at-home chef.
For the Active Type
Owala FreeSip
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For the Gamer
Tamagotchi Original
Nostalgia is the best gift you could secretly give to anyone.
For the Cocktail Enthusiast
Dachshund Shaped Ice Cube
Now 11% Off
Dachshund ice cubes for their Old Fashioned.
For the At-Home Mixologist
CB2 Old-Fashioned Glasses (Set of 6)
A full set of rocks glasses for $20 is crazy, and the fact that they look this good makes it even crazier.
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For the Stoner
Sackville & Co. Joint Carry Keychain
If they like to keep one on them, this keychain is scent-proof and can hold a single marijuana ciggarrette.
For the Boozer
Woodford Reserve Old-Fashioned Cocktail Syrup
Good bourbon might be outside your price range for Secret Santa, but good garnishes aren't. Woodford Reserve cocktail syrup with cherry and orange flavors is a hell of an addition to his booze.
For the (Not So Serious) Artist
Eniref Paint by Numbers
If this isn't fine art, we're not sure what is. Gift this to the coworker who is doodling instead of taking notes during a meeting, and they just might get the message.
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For the Recycler
Brita Filtering Water Bottle
Now 21% Off
This water bottle/filter combo guarantees fresh-tasting water that's also very eco-conscious. So long, gross sink water.
For the Wine-Lover
Graf Lantz Wine-O's Merino Wool Felt Round Wine Markers
For the wine-lover and the host, these markers are a fool-proof present.
For the Light Enthusiast
Smoko Rilakkuma Light
Your secret Santa recipient may have some cool statement lights at home, but they definitely won't have this adorable Rikkuma-shaped one.
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For the Haircare-Lover
Moroccan Oil Hydrating Superstars Set
A haircare set so good you might just end up keeping it for yourself.
For the Aesthetic Deskmate
HAY Bullet Ballpoint Pen
After this, they'll want to take notes in that recurring 9:30AM meeting.
For the Outdoors Person
Parks Project National Parks Checklist Poster
For your adventurer in-law or the office environmentalist, give them a checklist they'll proudly display.
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For the Francophile
Clarkson Potter Dinner in French: My Recipes by Way of France: A Cookbook
Now 13% Off
Whether they love to cook already or are a novice, this French-inspired cookbook will hone their skills in the kitchen,
For the Decor-Lover
Parachute Dipped Taper Candles Set
Doing work by candlelight? Hell yeah. These hand-dipped candles burn an inch an hour, so they'll have a nice ambiance for nights on end.
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