For the Little Kicker
NOMbyMON Elaine Benes 'Little Kicks' Mug
The little kicks everyone ought to be bringing to every morning. As awkward and painful as it may look.
For the Collector
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment 'Seinfeld: The Complete Series'
Now 47% Off
The best collectible you could give to a real-deal Seinfeld fan is the show’s complete DVD series in retro packaging. It will surprise them with rare deleted scenes, bloopers, and commentaries, too.
For the Die-Hard Fan
Culturefly Seinfeld Collector's Box
If you can't pick just one gift, this box of random Seinfeld paraphernalia and assorted junk—a Kramer blanket! a puffy shirt pin!—will cover more than enough bases.
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For the Soup Fan
Boston Creative Company LLC 'No Soup For You!' Spoon
Straight from one of the most memorable Seinfeld episodes of all time, engraved with one of its most iconic catchphrases.
For the George Costanza Fan
Natella Draws George Costanza Birthday Card
Birthday or not, they still need this.
For the One Who Needs Serenity Now
RP Minis 'Serenity Now!' Talking Button
If you ask us, everyone needs one of these. They can smash this button through the rest of 2022 and all of 2023, because they just might need to.
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For the Frank Constanza Fan
Sketchroba '"You Want a Piece of Me?" Poster
Encourage them to put this post in their office.
For the Character-Crazed Fan
Pop Chart A Chart About Nothing
Newman. The Low Talker. Kramer. The gang's all here on this Seinfeld character map. Get it framed or buy it as a poster alone.
For the Seinfeld Superfan
By Jennifer Keishin Armstrong 'Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything'
Now 38% Off
This book—a really cool deep dive into the behind-the-scenes lore of the show—will validate the superfan who's always claiming Seinfeld is the greatest TV show ever made.
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For the Festivus Fan
Aquarius Festivus Board Game
Now 27% Off
Grab a pole, gather the family around, and air some grievances, as many and petty as they are.
For the Kramer Fan
Seinfeld Cosmo Kramer Lobster Button-Up Shirt
Just one more item to add to their closet is the exact same shirt worn by Cosmo Kramer in the lobster episode. Quite a fun shirt to wear out at a lobster party. Or a regular party.
For the Seinfeld Expert
By Dennis Bjorklund 'Seinfeld Reference: The Complete Encyclopedia'
Newer series fans are in for a treat, as they can now cram this comprehensive reference book and become the foremost expert on the show, down to every last detail. So long as they have a photographic memory.
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For the Funko POP! Fan
Funko POP! TV: George Collectible Figure
Who’s their favorite character? Is it George? Elaine? Newman? Get them an adorable Funko POP! toy of their fave to hang out with every day.
For the Retired Fan
Pop Threads Del Boca Vista T-Shirt
Who wouldn't want to retire here to hang out with Morty and Helen right about now?
For the Binge-Watcher
Netflix Gift Card
All nine glorious seasons of Seinfeld live on Netflix. Fifty bucks will buy three months of Netflix, which is more than enough time for another round of power-binging the show.
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For the Comedian
By Jerry Seinfeld 'Is This Anything?'
Jerry Seinfeld's comedic stylings aren't for everyone. However, they are very much for others. In his first book in 25 years, Seinfeld walks through the decades of jokes, insights, and otherwise inane humor that made him a beloved comic.
For the Assman
PeisTin 'ASSMAN' Aluminum License Plate
Hey, when you're the assman, you're the assman. No use denying it.
For the Logo-Lover
Seinfeld Original Logo Tee
No inside jokes or iconic quotes here, just an excellent logo tee.
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For the LEGO-Lover
LEGO Seinfeld Set
Now 30% Off
It's all in the details here. Aside from Jerry's apartment and the hallway Kramer would burst into, this set also includes a painting of Uncle Leo, pretzels (that'll make them thirsty), a Festivus pole, and a whole lot more.
For the Gamer
PlayStation Dreams
Now 55% Off
On the surface, Dreams for PS4, which lets players design their own video game sequences and share them with other players, hasn’t got a single thing to do with Seinfeld. But within Dreams is a player-created horror game called "Sinfeld Chronicles" that creepily riffs on the show. It's a trip to explore—deeply bizarre and wholly original.
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