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The Joke:
What did the elephant say to the naked guy? "Fine, but can it pick up peanuts?"
About the Jokester:
If she's not careful, Katie Aselton could end up being typecast as the perfect wife. On FX's surprise hit The League, her character not only puts up with her husband's fantasy-football obsession, she helps him pick his players. And in the new film The Freebie (out in October), which the 32-year-old wrote and directed, her character agrees to take a night off from the romantic restrictions of marriage (to a mop-haired Dax Shepard) in order to spice things up. Asked about her own tolerance for that sort of thing, the Maine native says, "I'm a fan of monogamy, but let's be honest, as an actor, there are legal freebies all over the place." Our next career? Actor.
*Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone.
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