
We gather here today, in a mythical place that's some combination of Hooters, Baskin Robbins, and AutoZone, to do one thing and one thing only: discuss Kid Rock's new political anthem, "We The People." I, unfortunately, have a long history with Kid Rock. My dad loves the guy. One time, at Christmas, we got drunk together and he convinced me that we should sing "Bawtidaba" on Facebook live. (I will not be providing footage here.) I'm also quite fond of his performance in Joe Dirt. But in recent years, as I have with most men who wear fedoras, Kid Rock and I have fallen on opposite sides of the political line. To put it in Kid Rock terms, I've put his picture away.
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But this week, Kid Rock released a new song called "We The People," which is a well-known decree of unity told through a different lens. And by decree, I mean it's a list of things that Kid Rock is done with. By lens, I mean those sunglasses that kind of look like transition lenses that stopped transitioning halfway down because it's important to be able to see through the bottom of the glasses, but the top of the glasses are shaded because that's where the sun is at. I haven't listened to Kid Rock in years, missing out on his newest singles like "Don't Tell Me How to Live" and "Ala-Fucking-Bama," but I decided to check this one out, and wow. The guy still... well, he's still singing!
I have decided to share my experience in the form of 20 important questions that crossed my mind while listening to "We The People." I have included the lyrics so you may follow along.
We the people in all we doReserve the right to scream "Fuck you"
"Wear your mask, take your pills"
Now a whole generation's mentally ill
Man, fuck Fauci
But COVID's near, it's coming to town
We gotta act quick, shut our borders down
Joe Biden does, the media embraces
Big Don does it and they call him racist
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter too
And the mainstream media, fuck you too, too, too
Yeah, you
We the people
We the people
Inflation's up, like the minimum wage
So it's all the same, it ain't a damn thing changed
You piece of shit, I don't see color
"Black lives matter," no shit motherfucker
But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free
And every human being doesn't have to agree
We all bleed red, brother, listen to me
It's time for love and unity
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people
Fuck CNN, fuck TMZ
And you social media trolls, y'all can suck on deez
Deez nuts, that's what's up
We the people
If you down with love and wanna make things better
All we gotta do is just come together
Weather the storm and take my hand
Then follow my lead to the promised land
'Cause we the people, we gotta unite
To follow that good time guiding light
Climb aboard this love boat
And rock that bitch up and down the coast
In order to form a more perfect union
Do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people (Let's go Brandon)
We the people
Standing up and standing tall
'Cause it's all for one and it's one for all
All, all, all, we the people, we the people
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
Let's go Brandon
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