Apparently, there are people living in America who haven't picked a candidate to vote for in 18 days. Apparently, they still haven't seen enough evidence either way to make up their minds. Apparently, they need some extra convincing. Enter Madonna, who opened Amy Schumer's Tuesday show at Madison Square Garden by promising the cheering crowd: "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob." And the crowd went wild.
Here's her offer in full:
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? Swear to god. And I am good. I'm good. I'm not a douche and I'm not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.
Schumer then followed Madonna's promise with a faux apology for the comments that had so offended 200 members of her Tampa audience. In Tampa, she had called Trump an "orange, sexually-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster." In New York, she said, "I shouldn't have said that he was an orange, sexually-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster... I will never again say that he is an orange, sexually-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!"
Eventful night at Madison Square Garden.
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