The Most WTF, NSFW Style Moves at Burning Man 2016 ·

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"When I grow up, I want to have the largest spats at all of Burning Man," he told his mother, full of hope and joy. "You will honey," she replied, tears welling in her eyes. "You will."

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Remember: At Burning Man, shirts are optional. But stupid headwear—like, say, a red velvet crown–is mandatory.

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Exhibit B: Is that a bumblebee hat? It looks like a bumblebee hat.

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Of course, if you're not sure what kind of style choices to make, you can always just let your eggplant emoji hang in the breeze and see where the day takes you.

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Or you can free the nipple.

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Or you could wear this swimsuit-type-thing that clearly is not made to go in the water.

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Next on BBC2: Ravers in the Wild, narrated by David Attenborough.

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With all that sand, you'd think folks would be going for a little more butt coverage.

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Quiz: Is this person a unicorn? (Answer: No, she's just dressed like one. Almost had you fooled, though. Right?)

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"Home is where the teal stringy tank top is."

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It's kind of like the lovechild of Mad Max and bad taste.

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Burning Man, where basic bro shorts and a sarong are equally valid men's fashion choices.

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Activity time! Can you spot the top hat? (I promise it's there.)

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Look past the ribbon dancing and there's something even more entrancing: a dude wearing Robocop boots and a dandy waistcoat—at the same damn time. Burning Man is a magical place.

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OK, honestly, the papier-mâché alien might be the best-dressed dude at the entire festival.

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Hey! Unicorn girl! You're back! And you found a photographer. Good for you.

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"I call it 'post-apocalyptic beachside chic.'"

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Like I said: shirts are optional. Even when you're wearing a delightfully fuzzy jacket.

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The guy in the camo got lost on a camping trip and now he can't escape.

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You have to give it to these two: They look so damn happy!

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The Most WTF, NSFW Style Moves at Burning Man 2016

View Gallery 24 Slides Advertisement - Continue Reading Below "When I grow up, I want to have the largest spats at all of Burning Man," he told his mother, full of hope and joy. "You will honey," she replied, tears welling in her eyes. "You will."

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View Gallery 24 Slides Advertisement - Continue Reading Below &quot;When I grow up, I want to have the largest spats at all of Burning Man,&quot; he told his mother, full of hope and joy. &quot;You will honey,&quot; she replied, tears welling in her eyes. &quot;You will.&quot;

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View Gallery 24 Slides Advertisement - Continue Reading Below "When I grow up, I want to have the largest spats at all of Burning Man," he told his mother, full of hope and joy. "You will honey," she replied, tears welling in her eyes. "You will."